The World’s Shortest Books
26. HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY QUIT DOIN’ DRUGS by Robert Downey Jr.
25. EZ SPELING by Dan Quayle
24. MINORITIES I DON’T HATE by Eminem & John Rocker
23. THINGS I WOULDN’T DO TO GET MY NAME IN THE PAPER by Katherine Harris
22. EVERYTHING I KNOW by George W. Bush
21. THE KEY TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by Ike Turner, O.J. Simpson & Frank Gifford
20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
18. TOLERANCE by Jerry Fallwell
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LIFE’S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
11. AMERICA’S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT—A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. DR. KEVORKIAN’S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON’S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson
And the World’s Number One Shortest book...
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton
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