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Jobb aplication

 

Good daye,

I can only Type wif one finggar (middelfingar) but can sulve Solitair in 20 seconds in the Profi mode.
I dont´t worry about the telefone because I talk to my frends on it for about 5 howers a daye.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secretairy but it musent be to complicaited.
I ave a small problem from wen I was born (I ave a funnye culor hair), so you can pai me less if you tink that I am good for the jobb.

Thak you in advancie for yore answer.

Yore best aplicant so farr

 

BS : Because my resime is a bit short below is a picksure of me taken at my last jobb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image of semi-naked lady posing seductively before a computer

 

…it’s ok honey, we’ve got spell check!

 

See also: Holiday property for rent (Holiday House)

+ There are 3 comments on this page.- There are 3 comments on this page.

Ned - Friday 13 June 2003, 3:56 PM
(azure): thats an awesome job off (azure): app (azure): what a freudian
timmo - Friday 17 October 2003, 2:24 AM
okay!!!!!!!!!!
lol - Tuesday 9 November 2010, 11:10 PM
damn bitch you're hired!!!
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