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Created September 2022
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Tales For The L33T: ROMEO+JULIET
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: What Does Suxor Mean 2
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: Ugly Whore
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online: There’s Something About Osmethne
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online
Chris Coutts: No Effort Online flash animations
Mon 19th (about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 21st September 2022)
Created April 2020
Help Cat Neds Air
Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Bus To Hogwarts
To get the bus to Hogwarts, please run directly at this sign.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Submarines In The Sky
Did you know that there are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky?
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)
I Absolutely Love Winter In Queensland.
I absolutely love winter in queensland. Last year it was a Wednesday.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
From The Minds Who Brought You CityCycle — UniCycle.
From the minds who brought you CityCycle — UniCycle. Brisbane’s brightest idea yet.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
The Gender Neutral Term For Sugar Daddy
The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Mother Croc
Look how instinctively the mother croc carries the baby in its mouth.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Rich Nigerians
Nigerian man dies and authorities find billion in his apartment…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Thailand Has The Largest Mormon Population
Did you know Thailand has the largest Mormon population in Africa?
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Drinking A Nice Wine
Drinking a nice wine while listening to classical music…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
New Password Can’t Be Old Password
Enter password. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Kikkoman When He’s Down
Your boss called to say you’re fired. So I bought your favourite soy sauce…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
A Woman Hid Under The Bed
To see her husband’s reaction, a woman wrote on a paper: “I left, I’m not coming back.” Hidden under the bed, the woman waited for her husband to arrive. He walked into the room, saw the paper, wrote something on the paper, and put himself to sing, all satisfied. 5 minutes later, he took his cell phone and called someone: “I’m going now. The other nut’s gone. I’m on my way, remember I love you so much” He took the car and left. Mad in anger, the woman comes out under the bed and reads what he wrote… “I can see your feet. I went for bread. Stop being retarded and make dinner…”
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Sax And Violins
Warning: This image contains sax and violins. Viewer discretion is advised.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
When You Thought You Ran Over An Animal
When you thought you ran over an animal but it was just a person
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Doesn’t Protect From Harmful Rays
Puts on sunblock. Doesn’t protect from harmful rays.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Take His Wife And Flee
It seems Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but she looked back and turned into a pillar of salt! What happened to the flea?
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
You Weren’t Even Listening Just Now, Were You?
You weren’t even listening just now, were you? What a weird way to start a conversation.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Australian Spider Bite
That spider bit me… am I going to become spiderman? No. This is Australia, you’re going to die.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
All The Balls Are The Same Colour!
All the balls are the same colour — and that colour is brown
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Coronavirus Space Crew
Congratulations, your mission is now complete. You may return to Earth.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Just Back From Our Cruise. Had A Great Time.
Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Visiting Your Gynaecologist During Coronavirus
Visiting your Gynaecologist during Coronavirus
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home
Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Confirmed Case Of Corona
Hey babe, just thought you should know there’s a confirmed case of corona in our neighbourhood…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
A Visual Representation Of Scott Morrison’s Address To The Nation
A visual representation of Scott Morrison’s address to the nation tonight
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)
Remember To Wash Your Hands!
My drawing is not great but please remember to wash your hands. Stay safe guys!
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Unexpected Item In Bagging Area.
It’s not unexpected, you literally just told me what it is…
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Inject Yourselves With Disinfectant!
Inject Yourselves with Disinfectant!
Tue 28th (about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 28 days ago (Fri 23rd October 2020)
You Know What Doesn’t Grow Back, Susan? Trust!
You know what doesn’t grow back, Susan? Trust!
Thu 23rd (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 28 days ago (Fri 23rd October 2020)
Metal Fan
What kind of music do you like? I am a huge metal fan. Me too!
Sat 11th (about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created February 2017
Created October 2016
Adobe Photoshop CS6 Has Stopped Working
The realest photography struggle ever…
Wed 19th (about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 19th October 2016)
Created August 2016
Expensive Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbour, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
Tue 30th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Elderly Memories
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen…
Tue 30th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Modern Newspapers
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper…
Tue 30th (about 8 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created June 2016
Created May 2016
The Highest Form Of Flattery
Plateaus: The highest form of flattery.
Tue 31st (about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 2nd June 2016)
Created April 2016
Sledgehammer Psychology
A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner…
Fri 15th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)
The Italian Funeral
Pasquale died. His will provided ,000 for an elaborate funeral…
Fri 15th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)
QUT: University For The Real World
Will we find intelligent life?
Thu 14th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 14th April 2016)
Female Financial Planning
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Mon 4th (about 8 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Created March 2016
Crows Killed By Trucks
Why are so many crows killed by trucks?
Fri 18th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 18th March 2016)
How Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue?
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped on his coffee before it was cool.
Sat 5th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Building The NBN From Telstra Copper
Building the NBN from Telstra Copper
Fri 4th (about 8 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created February 2016
Threw Caution To The Wind
Looks like someone threw caution to the wind.
Mon 15th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Held Hands Around The Equator
If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown.
Sun 14th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
The Swordfish
The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
Mon 8th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created January 2016
Please Don’t Let The Cat Out. No Matter What It Tells You!
Please don’t let the cat out. No matter what it tells you!
Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Alarm Clock That Releases Spiders
Million dollar idea… alarm clock that releases spiders! Now you’re up!
Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 29th January 2016)
Happy 25th Birthday IKEA!
Happy 25th Birthday IKEA! Here’s your cake
Fri 29th (about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Hamster Flying
How to make your hamster fly…
Sat 16th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 8 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 29th January 2016)
The Floor Is Still Wet
I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped…
Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
The Penis Study
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft…
Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Times Were Tough Before The GoPro
Times were tough before the GoPro…
Wed 13th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
How To Tell Alligators And Crocodiles Apart
It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart…
Mon 11th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Toilet Vandalism
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like…
Tue 5th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created December 2015
A Brief History Of Australia
Australia was founded in 1901 by Jimmy “Crocodile” Austral, a deportee of England who was banished for cannibalism, having eaten 32 members of the House of Lords. In accordance with English colonial law, this entitled him to an entire already-inhabited continent.
Thu 24th (about 8 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Accurate Animal Names: Australian Edition
Tue 1st (about 8 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created November 2015
Psycho The Rapist
Psycho the Rapist It’s one word George!
Fri 20th (about 9 yrs, 1 day ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 day ago (Fri 20th November 2015)
American Bald Eagle Vs Australian Wedge Tail Eagle
American Bald Eagle vs. Australian Wedge Tail Eagle.
Thu 19th (about 9 yrs, 2 days ago)
A Russian Arrives In New York
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States…
Thu 12th (about 9 yrs, 10 days ago)
Recruiters Are One Step Above The Mafia
Recruiters are one step above the Mafia…
Wed 11th (about 9 yrs, 11 days ago)
Largest Goon Bust In Logan’s History
Logan police in conjunction with the A.F.P. hauled in the largest goon bust in Logan’s history. With an estimated street value of $39.
Tue 10th (about 9 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 11 days ago (Wed 11th November 2015)
If Your A Grammar Nazi
If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time.
Sat 7th (about 9 yrs, 15 days ago)
Bipolar Awesome
English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Sat 7th (about 9 yrs, 15 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 15 days ago (Sat 7th November 2015)
Bipolar Awesome
I hate being bi-polar. It’s awesome.
Sat 7th (about 9 yrs, 15 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 15 days ago (Sat 7th November 2015)
Dalek Lama
Reincarnate! Reincarnate!
Fri 6th (about 9 yrs, 15 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 15 days ago (Sat 7th November 2015)
Buffy Buffering
Buffy buffering…
Fri 6th (about 9 yrs, 15 days ago)
Updated about 7 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 24th January 2017)
The Good Guys Of The World
These are the Good Guys of the World.
Sun 1st (about 9 yrs, 20 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 15 days ago (Sat 7th November 2015)
Created October 2015
I Don’t Believe In Astrology
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.
Fri 30th (about 9 yrs, 22 days ago)
Women Use About 30,000 Words A Day
Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day while men use only 15,000?
Fri 30th (about 9 yrs, 22 days ago)
Humans Of Sunnybank
In Asia culture, it’s important for wife to trust husband and let him be the leader in the house. That’s why after I am married, I will always leave big decision to him – for example, choosing between buy me a Chanel for birthday or go sleep on sofa for a whole month instead.
Fri 23rd (about 9 yrs, 29 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 29 days ago (Fri 23rd October 2015)
Seven Cats
If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Thu 22nd (about 9 yrs, 30 days ago)
English (Traditional) And English (Simplified)
English (Traditional) and English (Simplified).
Thu 22nd (about 9 yrs, 30 days ago)
Just To Make You Feel Really Old
Just to make you feel really old…
Wed 21st (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 21st October 2015)
Australian Horror Story
American Horror Story versus Australian Horror Story
Wed 21st (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Where Have You Been All Weekend?
Where have you been all weekend? Out Raven.
Tue 13th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 21st October 2015)
If You Are Lonely, Dim All Lights
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore.
Sat 10th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Police: Knock Knock
Police: Knock Knock. Me: Who is it? Police: It’s the police.
Sat 10th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 10th October 2015)
If A Man Says He Will Fix It, He Will
If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
Fri 9th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Why Was Five Afraid Of Seven?
Why was Five afraid of Seven? Because Six Seven Eight.
Thu 8th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Shake Your Head
Shake your head
Thu 8th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 8th October 2015)
Tell Someone You Love Them Today
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Wed 7th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 7th October 2015)
You Can’t Run Through A Campground
You can’t run through a campground. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Unused Diploma.
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. This is your diploma. Cash is fine.
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Ten Pieces Of Bacon
If I had 10 pieces of bacon, and you took 4, what would you have? Yes, that’s right you’d have a black eye and a bruised hand.
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Real Life Facebook
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles…
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Paper Says Yes
Would you like a little piece of paper that says yes to hang onto during the tough times ahead? (Maybe it will help)
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Shuffle Your Feet For Stingrays
Shuffle your feet for Stingrays: One of the many dangers in Australian waters.
Sun 4th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Re-Think Vaccines
Next time someone tells you to re-think vaccines, show them this.
Sat 3rd (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen
Funniest Alien Fan Art I’ve Seen.
Sat 3rd (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 7th October 2015)
World’s Largest Golf Ball
World’s largest golf ball. Gigantic turtle for scale.
Sat 3rd (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Replace The Word “wand” With “dick” In Any Sentence In Harry Potter
Replace the word “wand” with “dick” in any sentence in Harry Potter…
Sat 3rd (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created September 2015
Typically Australian Problems
Some typically Australian problems that other people don’t face.
Wed 30th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 30th September 2015)
Animals That Didn’t Expect Their Humans To Come Home So Early!
Animals that didn’t expect their humans to come home so early!
Wed 30th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 30th September 2015)
How To Play Chess
How to Play Chess: Whites go first. The Queen must protect the King.
Wed 30th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 1st October 2015)
How Many Feminists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t be silly, feminists can’t change anything!
Tue 29th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 1st October 2015)
This Morning, I Was Beaten Up By A Busy Woman In An Elevator
This morning, I was beaten up by a busy woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “would you please press one?”. So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
Just Wait Until I’m Fully Charged
Just wait until I’m fully charged…
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
This Is How Workplace Violence Starts
This is how workplace violence starts…
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Caution: Do Not Swallow Coathangers!
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
Baby Are You Jealous?
Baby are you jealous?
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
Boneless Chicken
Boneless Chicken
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 29th September 2015)
Always Leave Your Hotel Room Like This
Always leave your hotel room like this
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Honest Politician
Hi! I’m 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest. Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 1st October 2015)
Please Use Finger
Pen is broken - please use finger.
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 30th September 2015)
What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes!
What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? …
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 30th September 2015)
Canadian Security
Canadian Security: It may seem rude but for security reasons please do not open the door to strangers.
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Canadian Riots
Canadian Riots: Sorry to bother you, but perhaps you should take a break as our mayor?
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Canadian Archaeology
Canadian Archaeology: Digging a car out from under the snow
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Canadian News
Canadian News: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose.
Sun 27th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Bicycles Chained To These Railings Will Be Removed Without Notice.
Bicycles chained to these railings will be removed without notice. This is a notice, you idiot!
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Don’t You Suggest To Me What To Do
If you don’t have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don’t hit this bus.
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
A Wild Bus Drinking Water
And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river.
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Have You Seen This Bird?
I met this bird by the tree near the library. We chilled for like, 5 minutes, & then without any warning he just flew away. We really hit it off. So if you see him, please let him know I miss him.
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
The Medical Alphabet
The Medical Alphabet
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 27th September 2015)
I’m Starting To Think My Husband Masturbates
I’m not absolutely certain yet, but I’m starting to think my husband masturbates
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
I Am Going Vegan
I am going vegan
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
Breakdown Of A Man’s Tape Measure Usage
Breakdown of a man’s tape measure usage
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
This Year Thousands Of Men Will Die From Stubbornness…
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. No we won’t.
Sat 26th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
One Thing Led To Another
I hate when you’re reading something and you come across the phrase “one thing led to another”
Fri 25th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
I Have Sex Daily
I have sex daily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk.
Fri 25th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
Always Give 100%
Whatever you do always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Fri 25th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Bad Dog Is Banned From The Park
I don’t know who this dog is or why he is banned from this park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun.
Fri 25th (about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago)
How To Sneak Chocolate Into An American Movie Theatre.
How to sneak chocolate into an American movie theatre.
Sun 6th (about 9 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created August 2015
The Exact Spot My Zipper Broke
The exact spot my zipper broke.
Fri 28th (about 9 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
Humans Don’t Land On Their Feet
Gee you’re right, humans don’t land on their feet.
Mon 24th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Requesting Air Support
Requesting Air Support! “Believe in yourself. You can do it!”
Mon 24th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Argument Typo
Heh I was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but I see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal.
Sun 23rd (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
The Book Of Irish Dance: Volume Two
Whilst doing a long overdue clearout at the offices of Ireland’s oldest and most respected school of dance, Mrs O’Hara made a terrible discovery…
Thu 20th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Brand New BMW
The owner of the company where I work pulled up in his brand new BMW this morning…
Thu 20th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Couldn’t Find My Coconut Shells.
Was gonna ride to work today. Couldn’t find my coconut shells.
Wed 19th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Is There Anything Worse Than A Lego For Stepping On In The Middle Of The Night?
Is there anything worse than a Lego for stepping on in the middle of the night? A landmine.
Wed 19th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Grocery Shopping On An Empty Stomach
Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of aisle 4.
Wed 12th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Every 60 Seconds In Africa
Every 60 seconds in Africa… a minute passes.
Wed 5th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created July 2015
What’s Green, Fuzzy, And If It Fell Out Of A Tree It Would Kill You?
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Tue 28th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
A Physicist Sees A Young Man About To Jump Off The Empire State Building
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building…
Tue 28th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
I Took The Shell Off My Racing Snail, Thinking It Would Make Him Run Faster.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
Tue 28th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Boat Funeral
A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it…
Mon 27th (about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 27th July 2015)
How To Make Sure You’re A Normal Person
A quick and easy test to determine if you are a normal person…
Thu 23rd (about 9 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 27th July 2015)
Dear Abby, My Husband Is A Liar And A Cheat…
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything…
Wed 8th (about 9 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 8th July 2015)
Created March 2015
How To Offend Four Groups Of Geeks With One Picture
How to offend four groups of geeks with one picture.
Mon 23rd (about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sun 27th September 2015)
Created February 2015
Paleolithic Diet
Something’s just not right—our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organit and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty.
Sat 21st (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 21st February 2015)
Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers
Amusing Hollywood Squares Answers.
Thu 19th (about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 21st February 2015)
Created January 2015
Did You Know There Is A Species Of Antelope Capable Of Jumping Higher Than The Average House?
Did you know there is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
Tue 20th (about 9 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 24th January 2015)
Created December 2014
Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign outside a house – “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Mon 22nd (about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Created October 2014
Investment Opportunity
Investment Opportunity. Thought you might want to consider getting on board early.
Sat 25th (about 10 yrs, 28 days ago)
What Do You Call A Gun Enthusiast?
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home…
Sat 25th (about 10 yrs, 28 days ago)
In Wine There Is Truth
In Wine there is Truth. In Beer there is Strength. In Water there is Bacteria.
Wed 22nd (about 10 yrs, 30 days ago)
Be Bold
Be bold or italic. Never regular.
Tue 21st (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
IPhone 5 Plus Versus Nokia 3310
iPhone 6 Plus versus Nokia 3310: Does it bend?
Tue 7th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
MSN Shuts Down
We reminisce about “the good old days” of MSN…
Tue 7th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 7th October 2014)
Reverse Mermaid
You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?
Tue 7th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Well, I Guess We’ll Beheading Home Now
Well, I guess we’ll beheading home now…
Mon 6th (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Honked At A Prius
Honked at a Prius, scared the crap out of it.
Wed 1st (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
Titanic Ice Bucket Challenge
Titanic ALS Ice Bucket Challenge: “I accept your ice water challenge”.
Wed 1st (about 10 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
Created August 2014
An Atheist, A Jew, And A Christian Walk Into A Bar…
An atheist, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar…
Sun 3rd (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 3rd August 2014)
Created July 2014
National Portrait Gallery
National Portrait Gallery. National Landscape Gallery…
Wed 30th (about 10 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Always Love A Woman For Her Personality
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
Fri 4th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 4th July 2014)
That Conspiracy Stuff
I’m telling you – the man and the dog are definitely working together…
Fri 4th (about 10 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Created June 2014
Punny Animals
Who ever invented the “knock-knock jokes” should get a no-bell prize!
Tue 17th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
I Wonder What I Would Look Like With A Six Pack?
I wonder what I would look like with a six pack? Ahh, much better!
Mon 16th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)
What Is The Smallest Calibre You Trust To Protect Yourself?
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us, and was she mad!
Tue 10th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
**** I Forgot To Turn Off The Oven
**** I forgot to turn off the oven.
Wed 4th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Long Dogs
A man walking two long dogs meets a man walking two normal dogs…
Wed 4th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
I’m Batman
SMS conversation between Tim and Batman.
Wed 4th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 4th June 2014)
Dealing With Hunger Pangs
A woman asks her partner at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs a slice of toast and, maybe, some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
Sun 1st (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
If Chinese People Tattooed Lame English Words On Themselves…
If Chinese people tattooed lame English words on themselves…
Sun 1st (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created May 2014
For Too Long The Voice Of Women Has Been Silenced
For too long the voice of women has been silenced. It’s time they had microphones in kitchens.
Tue 27th (about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sun 1st June 2014)
Finding Information In Hospital
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital…
Mon 19th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 19th May 2014)
This Summarises My Love Life
This summarises my love life. I’m the guy in blue…
Fri 16th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
In Russia People Sneeze Fire
In Russia people sneeze fire after drinking lots of vodka.
Thu 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)
The Accidental Conversation Loop
My greatest social fear: The Accidental Conversation Loop.
Thu 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Thu 15th May 2014)
Emo Bunny
Emo bunny: No one ever understands him
Thu 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Police & Protesters Help Fat Man Remove Pants
Police & Protesters help fat man remove pants…
Thu 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Seize The Day
Seize The Day: Sign up for the Epilepsy Awareness Walk.
Thu 15th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
May The 4th Be With You
If today is “May the 4th be with you” does that mean tomorrow is “revenge of the 5th?”
Mon 5th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Achilles’ Heel
You got a dog?! Yup! His name is Achilles…
Fri 2nd (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 2nd May 2014)
How Could You Be So Insensitive?
How Could You Be So Insensitive? This is what it looks like from the other person’s perspective.
Thu 1st (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created April 2014
The Correct Way To Spell Potato
The correct way to spell potato is “GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU”.
Tue 29th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 29th April 2014)
You Matter
You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass… you matter.
Mon 28th (about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created February 2014
Has One Night Stand
Has one night stand, but way too many books to fit on it.
Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
You Hang Around, I’ll Go On Ahead
You hang around, I’ll go on ahead.
Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days In 1 Week
Vodka Diet: Lose 3 Days in 1 Week.
Thu 6th (about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created January 2014
Osama Bin Liftin’
Osama Bin Liftin’
Fri 17th (about 10 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Created December 2013
Anyways, Best Of Luck Finding Your Fish
Long story short, we’re in love. I know it seems sudden but life is sudden like that, you know? Anyways, best of luck finding your fish.
Thu 19th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 19th December 2013)
A Signal They Forgot To Teach You In Your Open Water Class.
Big shark behind you: A signal they forgot to teach you in your open water class.
Fri 13th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
What Kind Of Sorcery Lets These Two Blocks Be The Same Color?
One is dark, one is light. One is gray, one is white. These are obviously two different blocks with two different colors right? Wrong. The two blocks are the same color.
Thu 12th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 12th December 2013)
What Smoke Detectors Warn You About
What smoke detectors warn you about.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
Major Tom’s Ground Control
Major Tom’s Ground Control Lawn and Garden Management.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
No Science In This Microwave
Food only. Absolutely no science in this microwave.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Please Use Tongue.
Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Little Kid Lover
I’m signing up for an online dating service. I just need to pick a username. “Little Kid Lover”, that way people will know where my priorities are at.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)
Forgot I Was Sharing My Screen With Her
I was on an online conference call with a cute sounding girl, and googled her name out of curiosity. Forgot I was sharing my screen with her.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Saved A Fish From Drowning
Here is a heart warming picture of a little girl that saved a fish from drowning.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Stupid Child Efficiency Mop
Stupid Child Efficiency Mop. Wipe high-efficiently.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)
Cat & Banana
The cat and the banana.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)
Marriage Secrets Of Highly Successful Couples
Marriage secrets of highly successful couples.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Canada Has A Serious Epidemic
Protect yourself and others from the flute.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Driver Is Fully Naked
Driver carries less than $50 cash and is fully naked.
Sat 7th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
First Time Seeing Fireworks
A baby sees fireworks for the first time.
Thu 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Thrown Out Of The Ring
Thrown out of the Ring.
Thu 5th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 5th December 2013)
Kangaroo Kicks Boy
A kangaroo kicks an unsuspecting boy into a dam while an emu strolls past.
Wed 4th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 7th December 2013)
Alcohol Is A Solution
Not to get technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
Mon 2nd (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 5th December 2013)
Created November 2013
All This Technology Is Making Us Antisocial
All this technology is making us antisocial: A tram full of people ignoring each other and reading the newspaper.
Thu 28th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 28th April 2014)
Colgate Dental Floss Advertising Campaign
Colgate have created an ingenious campaign to promote their dental floss.
Thu 28th (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 28th November 2013)
Comforting A Grammar Nazi
When comforting a grammar nazi, I always say softly, “there, their, they’re”
Thu 21st (about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago)
The Many Hands Of Kevin Rudd
The many hand gestures of Kevin Rudd.
Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Thu 14th November 2013)
No Pony For Christmas
No pony for Christmas? No window for driving!
Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 7 days ago)
Kristen Stewart Smiles
I don’t always smile, but when I do, I don’t.
Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Wed 13th November 2013)
Quite Literally…
I phone, you tube. Hi honey, I’m home. Chocolate milk shake.
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 days ago)
Don’t Masturbate
Don’t Masturbate!
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 days ago (Tue 12th November 2013)
The Clever Old Man
One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond…
Thu 7th (about 11 yrs, 13 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Proposing With An Onion
Proposing with an onion: Guaranteed to cry.
Thu 7th (about 11 yrs, 13 days ago)
Laminated Room
List of reasons why a room would have to contain a bucket and be almost entirely laminated: 1) Bad reasons.
Thu 7th (about 11 yrs, 13 days ago)
Keep Your Mouth Shut
If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut!
Thu 7th (about 11 yrs, 13 days ago)
The Average Human Body Contains Enough Bones
The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Thu 7th (about 11 yrs, 13 days ago)
To Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth
5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth.
Tue 5th (about 11 yrs, 15 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 15 days ago (Tue 5th November 2013)
I Love You Zebra
Bite marks are love notes written in flesh. I love you zebra.
Tue 5th (about 11 yrs, 15 days ago)
Men Have Feelings Too!
Men have feelings too! For example, we feel hungry.
Tue 5th (about 11 yrs, 15 days ago)
You You Read The First Line Wrong?
What if I told you you read the first line wrong?
Fri 1st (about 11 yrs, 19 days ago)
Created October 2013
Complimentary Pretzels
A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.”
Thu 31st (about 11 yrs, 20 days ago)
Intellectual Jokes
Believing this statement will make you happier.
Thu 31st (about 11 yrs, 20 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 20 days ago (Thu 31st October 2013)
Ginger Versus Strawberry Blonde
This is a strawberry. This is ginger…
Thu 31st (about 11 yrs, 20 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 13 days ago (Thu 7th November 2013)
Where Is Amanda’s Husband?
Amanda is 21 years older than her son John. In 6 years from now, Amanda will be 5 times as old as John…
Wed 30th (about 11 yrs, 21 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 20 days ago (Thu 31st October 2013)
IP Jokes
I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
Wed 30th (about 11 yrs, 21 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 20 days ago (Thu 31st October 2013)
Angela Merkel Arrives At Passport Control At Paris Airport…
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” she replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
Wed 30th (about 11 yrs, 21 days ago)
Feminine Instincts
If a girl ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her feminine instincts will kick in and she’ll make you a sandwich.
Tue 29th (about 11 yrs, 23 days ago)
All Others Will Be Toad
Private customer parking only. All others will be toad.
Tue 15th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Keith Urban Accepted As Genuine Humanoid
Clint Felmingham: Did you know? Keith Urban is accepted by many Americans as a genuine humanoid/musician. Urban, a polymer composite (90% polyethene, 8% alcohol, 2% minor celebrity), was manufactured in Caboolture, Australia in 1987..
Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Annual Meeting Of Time Travellers
Annual Meeting of Time Travellers.
Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Congress: Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?
Congress: have you tried turning it off and on again?
Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Thu 14th November 2013)
What Are We? Browsers!
What are we? Browsers! What do we want? More speed! And when do we want it? Right now!
Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Created September 2013
Zombie Apocalypse Spider
I laugh at your claims to bravely take on a zombie apocalypse, when most of you can’t stand up to a spider.
Sat 28th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
A Dog Dies: Can I Have Chocolate?
A dog dies and finds out chocolate killed him.
Sat 28th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
She Made That Clown Extremely Happy
She made that clown extremely happy.
Sat 28th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Two Person Optical Illusion
Optical illusion: Keep your eyes on the cross, and see what happens.
Fri 27th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 8th October 2015)
Spring Is Here. I’m So Excited I Wet My Plants!
Spring is here. I’m so excited I wet my plants!
Fri 27th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
I Think It Is Just Terrible And Disgusting How Everyone Has Treated Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.
Tue 24th (about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 15 days ago (Sat 7th November 2015)
There Are Three Kinds Of People: Impatient, Patient, And Rich.
There are three kinds of people: Impatient, patient, and rich.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 24th September 2013)
Lying About Skim Milk
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
No Public Motor Boating Permitted
No public motor boating permitted.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Like If You Can Raed Tihs
Like if you can raed tihs whit no porlqebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
I Have CDO. It’s Like OCD But All The Letters Are In Alphabetical Order.
I have CDO. It’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order. As they should be.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Jason Voorhees Gets Crocs
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) gets Crocs.
Sat 14th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
The New IPhone 5C With IOS 7
The new iPhone 5C with IOS 7.
Wed 11th (about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)
Created August 2013
Created July 2013
Cables Exist In 4-dimensional Space
Proof USB cables exist in 4-dimensional space.
Tue 23rd (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 7th December 2014)
Kevin Rudd’s Ego
Kevin Rudd’s Ego.
Tue 16th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Thu 14th November 2013)
This Guy’s An Idiot! Quick, Take A Picture!
This guy’s an idiot! Quick, take a picture!
Fri 12th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Sometimes I Sit On The Floor And Put My Arms Around My Knees And Lean Forward
Dad: Sometimes I sit on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward. Daughter: Huh? Dad: Cuz that’s how I roll!
Fri 12th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
To Avoid Perpetuating Gender Stereotypes
To avoid perpetuating gender stereotypes, I gave my daughter a mix of dolls and toy cars to play with. This is what happened…
Fri 12th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
How The Hell Is The Ball Still In Your Hand?
How the hell is the ball still in your hand?
Wed 10th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Obama: “Aww No! Both Of You Hang Up!”
Her: “Ok, you hang up.” Him: “No, you hang up.” Her: “Haha, no you hang up.” Obama: “Aww no! Both of you hang up!”
Wed 10th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Monster Energy Drinks & Rubiks Cubes
Monster energy drinks & Rubiks Cubes: Dude. You have a problem. Problem solved!
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
The Divorce Rate Among My Socks Is Astonishing.
The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
My Dog Bailey Tried To Steal Stuff Out Of My Daughter’s Purse.
My dog Bailey tried to steal stuff out of my daughter’s purse. He got stuck and came over to me for help.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
It Is Such A Drag When Someone In The Group Can’t Fly…
It is such a drag when someone in the group can’t fly… forcing everybody else to have to ride up the elevator too…
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Balloons Are So Weird…
Balloons are so weird… “Happy Birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Roast Turkey With A Doll Head
I was watching TV when I head my Dad in the kitchen laughing to himself. When I got up to see what he was doing, I walked in on this…
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Polished My Car Too Much
Polished my car too much, now it’s invisible…
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose
3 years in jail for stealing my nose!
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
What Are Your Plans For The Weekend?
What are your plans for the weekend? Studying. [shocked look] Drinking! Drinking!
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I See What You Did There
I see what you did there… also, over here…
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Don’t Worry I’m Koalafied To Drive
Don’t worry I’m Koalafied to drive.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I'd Rather Break My Arms Than Take Two Trips
I'd rather break my arms than take two trips.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Walked Into A Public Bathroom
Walked into a public bathroom. Saw this and heard “hello?”
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
A Lemur Who Has Discovered The Wondrousness Of Cupcakes For The Fist Time.
A lemur who has discovered the wondrousness of cupcakes for the fist time.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Men & Women In Sport
Women: No problem girls… I can go on. Men: Ahhhh! I’m dying.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Ultimate Chick Flick
Ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Best Way To Freak Out Your Friends
Best way to freak out your friends: Do not open unless you plan to kill it (written on an upside down container)
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I Said Be Quiet! Don’t Make Me Come In There!
I said be quiet! Don’t make me come in there!
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes! Dobby Is Free!
Well I’m grounded. WTF did you do this time? My Mum asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me… I ran away screaming “Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Cat: The Dog Went Missing
Cat: The dog went missing? Hahaha! Hahaha! I’m sorry human. Hahaha… no seriously, I’m so sad…
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Draw Fake Eyebrows On Your Baby
Draw fake eyebrows on your baby. Then sit back and enjoy the humour.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
A Baby’s Laughter Is One Of The Most Beautiful Sounds You’ll Ever Hear
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you’ll ever hear. Unless it’s 3 AM, you’re home alone, and you don’t have a baby.
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I’m Awkward When People Compliment Me…
I’m awkward when people compliment me… “Nice hair” Me: “Thanks, I grew it myself”
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
What Is A Word Made Up Of 4 Letters Yet Is Also Made Up Of 3
What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3. Although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4. Rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5.
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Edward Snowden Buys A Plane Ticket From Moscow To Havana…
Snowden buys a plane ticket from Moscow to Havana. Over 30 journalists pay last-minute airfare for a ticket on the same flight. The doors shut, the plane takes off, and [Edward] Snowden is not on the plane. It’s a 16-hour flight.
Tue 2nd (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I Just Burned 1500 Calories In About Five Minutes
I just burned 1500 calories in about five minutes. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.
Tue 2nd (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
I Tried Pot Once. Now I’m Gay!
I tried pot once. Now I’m gay!
Mon 1st (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 2nd July 2013)
Created June 2013
Where Was I Before I Was So Rudely Interrupted?
[Kevin Rudd] Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?
Wed 26th (about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Thu 14th November 2013)
Emoji
Alien blood transfusions are illegal for ghosts, but beach chickens win!
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Yo I’m Happy For You And Imma Let You Finish But…
[Twitter] Taylor Swift: @KimKardashian @kanyewest Yo I’m happy for you and imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best labours of all time.
Mon 17th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 12 days ago (Mon 9th November 2015)
Ladies Beach Volleyball
Just been watching Ladies Beach Volleyball, and there’s already been a wrist injury… but I should be OK by Friday.
Fri 14th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Xbox One Vs. An Ordinary Brick
Xbox One vs. An Ordinary Brick: Price, DRM Free, Requires Internet, Region Locked…
Fri 14th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
If You’re Not Doing Anything Wrong, You Shouldn’t Have Anything To Hide
The government says “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.” If that is true, shouldn’t the government declassify everything?
Thu 13th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Flying – Because Golf Only Takes One Ball
Flying – because softball, baseball, football, basketball, soccer, bowling and golf only take one ball.
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
My Computer Hard Drive Crashed. NSA Won’t Send Me Their Backup Copy.
My computer hard drive crashed. NSA won’t send me their backup copy.
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 13th June 2013)
The Street Is Closed
Oh no—we’re trapped in here. The street is closed.
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Most Dangerous Animals
How people in the colonies are still alive is beyond me…
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
You Know You Are Having A Bad Day When…
You know you are having a bad day when…
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Broken Penis
I broke my penis and it exploded all over my pants.
Sat 8th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)
If Penguins Have Knees
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep (the other wants to know if penguins have knees!)
Fri 7th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 7th June 2013)
NSW Playing Economically: 2 Punches Per Gallen.
NSW playing economically. 2 punches per Gallen.
Wed 5th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Wed 5th June 2013)
Created May 2013
Policeman’s Ball
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A NSW Police Officer walked to her car window flipping open his ticket book. She said “I bet you are going to try and sell me a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball.” He said, “NSW Police don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence. Then he closed his book, tipped his hat, and got back in his patrol car and left!
Wed 29th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Mum, What’s It Like To Have The Greatest Daughter In The World?
Mum, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? I don’t know dear… you’ll have to ask grandma.
Sun 26th (about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Sun 26th May 2013)
If Your Phone Gets Wet, Try Placing It In A Bag Of Rice
If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Tue 21st (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)
Usain Bold, Usain Italic
Usain Bolt: Usain Bold, Usain Italic.
Mon 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 3rd October 2015)
Mexico’s National Sport
What is Mexico’s national sport? Cross country.
Mon 20th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
26 Everyday Occurrences In Australia
When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.
Fri 17th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 17th May 2013)
Look, Sir. Droids!
These are not the droids you are looking for.
Wed 15th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)
Bogan Bass
Bogan Bass: Yet somehow still better than Beats by Dr Dre.
Wed 15th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 11th September 2013)
It Looks Like You Are Wasting Office Supplies. Would You Like Some Help?
Clippit: It looks like you are wasting office supplies. Would you like some help?
Tue 14th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Wed 15th May 2013)
How People From Around The World Open Beer
People from around the world opening beer in their own unique ways.
Mon 13th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 14th May 2013)
We Forgot Our Shovels
A road crew foreman calls into the shop. Foreman: “We have a problem.”
Mon 13th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 13th May 2013)
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style)
Marriage: Before & After (Chicken Style).
Mon 6th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Scary Campfire Stories: Book Style
And then… after they had ripped out half of her pages… they turned her… into a movie!
Fri 3rd (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Created April 2013
Did You Try Jumping Off The Refrigerator Too?
Did you try jumping off the refrigerator too?
Sun 28th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
The Adventures Of TinTin: TinTin In Wynnum
The Adventures of TinTin: TinTin in Wynnum.
Sun 28th (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Give A Man A Fish And He Has Food For A Day
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reels, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, creels, tackleboxes, lures, flies, spinners, worm rigs, slip sinkers, offset hooks, gore-tex hats, 20 pocket vests, fish finders, depth sounders, radar, boats, trailers, global positioning systems, coolers and six-packs.
Tue 23rd (about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 23rd April 2013)
Wong Fook Hing Book Store
If you cannot find the book that you are looking for, then you’re obviously in the… Wong Fook Hing Book Store!
Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase
Robot Vacuum Cat Shark Duck Chase.
Fri 19th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Don’t Let Kevin Bacon Die
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die.
Thu 18th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Always Wear Underwear
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Assistant Branch Manager
The Branch Manager and the Assistant Branch Manager.
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
How To Make Money From Facebook
How to make money from facebook: 1) just go to “Account Settings”; 2) Press “Deactivate your account”; 3) Go to work.
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Fire Extinguisher Fire
Fire Extinguisher Fire: What do you do now?
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Vote Odin
The left wing said they’d abolish poverty; right wing said they’d abolish bureaucracy. Odin said he’d abolish ice giants. Where are the ice giants? Vote Odin!
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Mettalicat
Mettalicat: Sleeps with one eye open, gripping his pillow tight.
Sun 14th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Attention Deficit Disorder
Ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like TV? I saw a rock. Hi.
Tue 9th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Kim, Eat A Snickers
Kim Jong-un: I’m going to nuke everyone. Kim, eat a Snickers. Kim: Why? Because you turn into a war mongler when you’re hungry. Better? Kim: Better.
Sun 7th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Kneel, Says The Demon Light
Stop says the red light, go says the green. Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. Kneel, says the demon light, with its eye of coal. Sauron knows your licence plate, and stares into your soul.
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
I’m Really Afraid Of Johnny Depp
Research shows that if you’re afraid of spiders, you’re more likely to find one in your bedroom. I’m really afraid of Johnny Depp.
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
North Korea: I Will Destroy America
North Korea: I will destroy America! Obama: Too late!
Fri 5th (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 14th April 2013)
Black Jack Black
Black Jack Black eating Cracker Jack playing a black jack while playing BlackJack with Jack Black who is threatening Black Jack Black with a Black Jack.
Wed 3rd (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Just Some Bunny That I Used To Know
Now you’re just some bunny that I used to know.
Wed 3rd (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Today Is Sunday
Attention! Today is Sunday. Share this on your Facebook wall. Within seven days you’ll get another Sunday…
Wed 3rd (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Steady Hand – The Results
Steady Hand – The Results (or what happens when you play Steady Hand)
Wed 3rd (about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 3rd April 2013)
Created March 2013
Things Don’t Really Change
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Wed 13th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
What Would Robots From The 1960's…
What would robots from 1960’s and 1970’s TV say today with current software installed?
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Tue 12th March 2013)
Honesty: Your Greatest Weakness
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 27th September 2013)
Have You Seen Pulp Fiction?
Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Yeah, but I didn’t like it.
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Sun 7th July 2013)
Meth: Before & After
Meth: Before & After (or R2-D2 versus R2-FU).
Mon 11th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 11th March 2013)
Womb Service
Hello, Womb Service? I’d like a double order of hot wings…
Sun 10th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Sorry For Party Rocking
Sorry for Party Rocking: Driver jumps from burning bus, party bus explodes in Inala.
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Look At This Boob
Look at this boob. This is a nice boob.
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 12th December 2013)
I Used To Smile… Until I Worked Retail.
I used to smile… until I worked retail.
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Punography
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me…
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 9th March 2013)
Suffering From Capitalism
Feeling sad and depressed? Are you anxious? Worried about the future? Feeling isolated and alone? You might be suffering from Capitalism.
Mon 4th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Someone Out There Cares
I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
Mon 4th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Cooking Shows
If we watched cooking shows the way guys watch sports.
Sun 3rd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Created February 2013
How Did You Get In My House?
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my house?” business.
Wed 27th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
When I Grow Up… I Want To Be Like Mommy!
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer…
Sun 24th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 27th February 2013)
A Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships.
A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships.
Sun 24th (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
I Think I Might Stay Home Tonight…
I think I might stay home tonight… Liver and Wallet like this.
Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Can February March? No, But April May.
Can February March? No, but April May.
Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Man & Elephant
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University…
Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
T-Rex Making A Bed
When you’re upset just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.
Fri 22nd (about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 22nd February 2013)
Hands In The Air!
Hands in the air! Now wave them around like you just don’t care!
Wed 20th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Fri 22nd February 2013)
Minecraft: Create A Simple Door
Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.
Tue 19th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 20th February 2013)
Stop Surfing The Internet And Just Go To Bed
Holy crap! Look how late it is! Why do I always do this? Why is it so hard to stop surfing the internet and just go to bed?
Mon 18th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 18th February 2013)
CIA: We Put The Coke In America
CIA: we put the coke in America.
Sun 17th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sun 17th February 2013)
Bob Hawke’s Yard Of Ale
While at university at Oxford in 1963, Bob Hawke, former Prime Minister of Australia, entered the Guinness Book of Records here at the Turf Tavern after downing a yard of ale (that’s just over 2½ pints!) in just 11 seconds.
Sun 17th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 days ago (Thu 14th November 2013)
Valentine Hand
Of course I’ll be your valentine. Let’s stay home and watch some porn.
Thu 14th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
The All Blacks Bra
Introducing the New Zealand All Blacks Bra. All the support, but no cup.
Thu 14th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Thu 14th February 2013)
This Banana Tastes Funny
“This banana tastes funny” – George Bush.
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Chris Brown & Rihanna Bananas
I can’t believe she didn’t press charges. It got worse when he posted the unpeeled photos of her.
Tue 12th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Aerodynamics Simplified
How planes fly.
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago (Tue 28th April 2020)
The Winner Of The “Not My Job” Award
The Winner of the “Not My Job” Award goes to…
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Beware The Grapes Of Wrath
Beware the Grapes of Wrath.
Sat 9th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 9th February 2013)
Better Memory
What do we want? Better memory! When do we want it? Want what?
Fri 1st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 1st February 2013)
Created January 2013
Australian Kiss
Australian Kiss: same as a French Kiss… but down under.
Sat 26th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 26th January 2013)
Mailman Jumped 15 Feet
Mailman jumped 15 feet. Dog was right. This is fun.
Sat 26th (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Nietzsche Is Dead
God is dead” ~Nietzsche / “Nietzsche is dead” ~God.
Wed 23rd (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Paraprosdokians
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Having More Money Doesn’t Make You Happier
Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 22 days ago (Fri 30th October 2015)
Orders From A Rock
[On a rock] Turn me over. You just took orders from a rock.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Halloween Squirrel
A squirrel got its head stuck in a Halloween decoration and terrified a neighbourhood…
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
A Wee Turtle
A wee turtle…
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)
Procrastination Issues
I’m taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Biology, Multiplication And Division
Biology – the only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing…
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)
Tomorrow (noun)
Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Lance Armstrong Fiction Books
All non-fiction Lance Armstrong books including “Lance Armstrong: Images of a Champion”, “The Lance Armstrong Peprformance Program” and “Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion” will soon be moved to the fiction section.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Drop Bears – Department Of Dangerous Fauna Management
Dropbears are a very real danger to all Australians. Almost one in ten Australians has been attacked by a Dropbear, and the rate is even higher for foreign visitors. Don’t become another statistic. Always beware low branches and doorframes. Look up. Stay Alive.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Our Education System
[To an assorted group of animals] Our Education System: For a fair selection everybody has to take the same exam: Please climb that tree.
Mon 21st (about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)
DBA/SQL Humour
An SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks, “May I join you?”
Mon 14th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 14th January 2013)
In God’s Kitchen
In God’s Kitchen: What are you cooking?
Sat 12th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sat 12th January 2013)
The Day Einstein Feared
The day that Einstein feared may have finally arrived.
Sat 12th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 6 mths ago (Fri 16th May 2014)
Everything You Wanted To Know About Phobias
Everything you wanted to know about Phobias (but were afraid to ask)
Fri 11th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 11th January 2013)
Scrabble Jokes
I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles… My next dump could spell disaster.
Fri 11th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 11th January 2013)
Pig Latin
Pig Latin…
Thu 10th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 10th January 2013)
Buy Two & Receive A Free Fountain Face!
Buy two and receive a Free Fountain Face!
Thu 10th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 10th January 2013)
Ancient Egyptians: Posting Cats To Their Walls Since 3150 BC
Ancient Egyptians: Posting cats to their walls since 3150 BC
Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Dear Abby, I’ve Never Written To You Before…
Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision…
Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 8th July 2015)
The Most Difficult Thing To Explain To Someone From The 1950s
If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?
Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)
And I Was All Like, Pew Pew Pew!
And I was all like, pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! ‘Merica!
Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)
Hey, Bug On My Back…
Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite? I mite be. Stupidest pun I ever heard…
Wed 9th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Wed 9th January 2013)
Misspelt Blog Post
You wouldn't think anyone reads my blog. I haven’t got a comment in weeks. Misspell something…
Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Video Games Don’t Make Us Violent – Lag Does!
Video games don’t make us violent – lag does!
Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Geek Meditation Session
In your mind’s browser, clear your cache… now delete your history… now navigate to a blank web page…
Mon 7th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Whenever I Have To Force Shutdown
Whenever I have to force shutdown.
Sat 5th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sat 5th January 2013)
Dog Decides Better Driver
My wife believes she is a better driver. I let our dog decide.
Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Australian Monopoly
Australian Monopoly: St Marys to Penrith Special Edition.
Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sat 5th January 2013)
Grammar Matters
Two Google searches: One for “how can u” and one for “how can an individual”
Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sat 5th January 2013)
Seal The Deal
What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal?
Fri 4th (about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created December 2012
2 Mayan Guys
[2 Mayan Guys] Wanna beer? I’m working on this calendar, but I guess if I don’t finish it won’t be the end of the world.
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Worst Apocalypse Ever
[A grumpy cat the day the Mayan calendar ended] “Still Here. Worst Apocalypse Ever.”
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
The Mystery Of The Mayan Calendar Revealed
At last, the mystery of the Mayan calendar revealed.
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Mayan’s Beta Calendar Bug
…to get to the point; why does your calendar end in 2012? Oh, that’s just a temporary problem in the beta version!
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Mayan Joke Set-Up
Heh… I’ve just thought of a joke with the longest set-up ever! Cool! I’ll fetch a scribe…
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Mayans Predicting The Hobbit Movie
Keep calm. The Mayans were simply counting down to The Hobbit movie.
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Mayans Predicting The Future
Calm down… If the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
Fri 21st (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Browsers: Their Differences
The differences between the major web browsers.
Thu 20th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Monopoly Money For Fake Boobs
I think it’s only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.
Mon 17th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Support Bras
Supportive support bras…
Mon 17th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 20th December 2012)
Zombies!
Zombies! Oh, wait… false alarm, it’s just the Rolling Stones… carry on!
Thu 13th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Holiday Workout
Holiday Workout: Three corkscrews.
Thu 13th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Your Child Is Being Eaten By A Camel
Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you… a) Save your child, or b) Take a photo?
Wed 12th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 12th December 2012)
Sharks Are A Lot Friendlier Without Pointy Teeth
Sharks are a lot friendlier without pointy teeth.
Sun 9th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sat 25th July 2015)
Went To The Moon, Took 5 Photos. Went To The Bathroom, Took 37 Photos.
Went to the moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Tue 4th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 4th December 2012)
Angry Birds Australia
Angry Birds Australia…
Mon 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)
Four Perfectly Round Circles
Four Perfectly Round Circles.
Mon 3rd (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 3rd December 2012)
Created November 2012
What Women Want
Who are we? Women! What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? NOW!
Tue 27th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 27th November 2012)
Ball-type Deodorant
Her: Is it the ball-type deodorant you want sir? Him: Oh no miss – it’s for under my arms!
Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Passive Agressive Hippie
Passive Agressive Hippie: You want a [peace sign] of me?
Sat 24th (about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Too Long
Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it! Her: Do you want to her a joke about my vagina? Nevermind… you’ll never get it!
Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 3 days ago)
When Someone Yells “STOP”…
When someone yells “STOP”, I never know if it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammertime, or I should collaborate and listen…
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
How To Pick Up Chicks
Instructional guide on how to pick up chicks.
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Get Well Soon
A raccoon lies dead on the road, holding a “get well soon” balloon.
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 4 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 days ago (Fri 16th November 2012)
I Was Going To Make A Joke About A Bank, But Then I Lost Interest…
I was going to make a joke about a bank, but then I lost interest…
Thu 15th (about 12 yrs, 6 days ago)
Barack Obama: What I Actually Do
Barack Obama: What I actually do.
Wed 7th (about 12 yrs, 13 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
A message to the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Wed 7th (about 12 yrs, 14 days ago)
Created October 2012
Can Your Mac Do This?
Can your Mac do this? I don’t think so…
Wed 31st (about 12 yrs, 20 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 20 days ago (Wed 31st October 2012)
Garlek
Garlek.
Sat 20th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 20th October 2012)
You Can See Me?
Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper quietly, “you can see me?”
Sat 20th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 20 days ago (Wed 31st October 2012)
Above The Law Like A Boss
Above the law like a boss: removing a wheel clamp.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Told Her Not To Brag About Her Barbie Dream House…
Told her not to brag about her barbie dream house…
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
More Expressions Than Kristen Stewart
Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
I Run With Scissors
I run with scissors: It makes me feel dangerous.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Drug Cats
An illustrated cat-guide to drugs…
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 19th October 2012)
If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put A Pin On It
If you like it then you shoulda put a pin on it!
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Grammar Vandal
When English teachers snap: Sorry Ma’am, but bad grammar is no excuse for vandalism.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Let’s Get You Home Buddy
Two giraffe having problems getting home.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 14 days ago (Wed 7th November 2012)
Snakes On A Plane
Snakes on a plane.
Fri 19th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 19th October 2012)
There Was A Spider, I Panicked
There was a spider, I panicked. But I think it’s gone now.
Tue 9th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 12th February 2013)
Created September 2012
I Can’t Believe The “WMD” Trick Is Working Again With Iran
I can’t believe the “WMD” trick is working again with Iran. Suckers…
Sat 29th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Olden Day Slide To Unlock
Slide to unlock: Apple patent #1964022.
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 17th October 2012)
Slide To Unlock
A woman wearing a shirt: Slide to Unlock.
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 27th September 2012)
Modern Day Message In A Bottle
A USB stick in a bottle lying on the beach.
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Why Do Java Developers Wear Glasses?
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#!
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Explain These Bad Grades
1969: A child’s parents blame him for his bad grades. Today: A child’s parents blame his teacher for his bad grades.
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Apple IOS6 Maps
For the benefit of passengers using Apple iOS6, local area maps are available from the booking office.
Thu 27th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Australian Bank Notes
Australian Bank Notes.
Wed 26th (about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)
Make Some More Mistakes
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes… I’m thinking of making a few more.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Lost Wormhole
Do not attempt capture because you’ll totally screw with the space/time continuum bro.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
You Have A Nice… Business Card
A business card: “You have a nice… {day, ass, attitude}.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Creative Apple MacBook Stickers
A collection of creative Apple MacBook stickers & decals.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 13 days ago (Thu 8th November 2012)
Valve’s “Portal”, As An IPad Decoration.
Valve’s “Portal”, as an iPad decoration.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 19th October 2012)
Make Your Own Apple Laptop
Make your own Apple laptop the cheap—and healthy—way!
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Evolution: Stop Following Me!
The typical “evolution of man” poster, except the man is facing his “earlier ancestors” saying “Stop following me!”
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post.
A post with a poster on it, “Be the first of your friends to like this post”.
Thu 20th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Entero Somewhere Elso
English: Do Not Enter Here; Spanish: Entero Somewhere Elso.
Wed 19th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Michelangelo: The Re-enactment
A re-enactment of Michelangelo’s famous “The Creation of Adam”.
Wed 19th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Apple IPhone 20 & Samsung Galaxy S23 – Sword & Shield
A mock-up of the iPhone 20 and Samsung Galaxy S23, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5 & the larger Galaxy S3.
Mon 17th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 19th September 2012)
Campbell Newman: Public Service: You Can Trust Me
[Campbell Newman laughing] …and then I said to the public service… you can trust me…
Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Fri 14th September 2012)
Do Not Consume If Seal Is Broken!
Do not consume if seal is broken!
Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
I Usually Get 9/11
I don’t always get rated on my terrorism attacks, but when I do, I usually get 9/11.
Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
IPhone 10 – The Tallest IPhone Yet
A mock-up of the iPhone 10, after the launch of the “taller” iPhone5.
Fri 14th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Battery Fully Charged. Unplug Charger.
In what is perhaps one of the more stupid “features” on my Samsung Galaxy Note, when it reaches full charge, it lights up its screen and pops up and audible alert saying “Battery fully charged. Unplug charger.” As I charge my phone at night, it is effectively an extremely annoying unwanted wake-up call.
Wed 12th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Wed 12th September 2012)
These Blast Points… Too Accurate For Sand People
Obi-Wan Kenobi in front of burning World Trade Centre towers: “These blast points… too accurate for sand people”.
Tue 11th (about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created July 2012
Israeli Settlers
Of course we want peace–this piece and this piece and this piece and this piece…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Success Is Not Always What You See
Success is not always what you see…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Hippo Eats Dwarf
A hippopotamus has swallowed a dwarf in a circus accident…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Get In The Llama
No time to explain! Get in the llama…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 30th July 2012)
Medical Marijuana
What disease is your medical marijuana relieving?
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Chance Of Keeping Your Job If You’re Wrong More Than 75% Of The Time
Chance of keeping your job if you’re wrong more than 75% of the time.
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
CPR Diagram
You’re next!
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 27th September 2012)
Call The Rescue Squad!
I’m sorry dear. I can’t hear you. I’m in the kitchen, making you a sandwich.
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Godzilla Kitten
Terrifyingly cute…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Anatidaephobia
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 17th April 2013)
Melt Ice With My Mind
I can melt ice with my mind… just give me a few minutes…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Browser Wars
Browser Wars: Chrome versus Firefox… and Internet Explorer…
Mon 30th (about 12 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Regrets
I stay up late every night, and realise it’s a bad idea every morning.
Mon 23rd (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 23rd July 2012)
In Logan
Meanwhile… in Logan…
Fri 20th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 20th July 2012)
Sex Maniac
Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem. It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years…
Wed 18th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)
Chocolate Pudding
It’s four o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Wed 18th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)
Paper, Scissors, Whale!
Scissors cut paper again! I hate this game…
Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)
Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven
Steve Jobs & Bill Gates Discuss Heaven: It doesn’t have any wall or fence…
Fri 6th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Slur In Cursive
When I drink, I don’t slur my words… I speak in cursive.
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)
IE Retarded
I hope he doesn’t say something retarded…
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Believe In Reincarnation
Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age, either.
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)
Good & Obedient Wives
And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world…
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 4th July 2012)
Created June 2012
The Loving Husband
A man had two of the best tickets for the opening State of Origin match. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him…
Mon 25th (about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 25th June 2012)
I’m So Sick Of Not Being Understood!
I’m so sick of not being understood! What do you mean?
Thu 21st (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)
You Never Listen To Me…
You never listen to me! You only hear what you want to hear!
Thu 21st (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Thu 21st June 2012)
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake
The 2012 Melbourne Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Wed 20th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 17th October 2012)
Let’s All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Don’t Fly.
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don’t fly!
Sun 17th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Created May 2012
Microsoft Office Suite Pass Key
Does anyone have an extra Microsoft Office suite pass key?
Mon 28th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago (Mon 28th May 2012)
Stolen Generator
So I heard about the stolen generation…
Fri 25th (about 12 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Created April 2012
Granny LSD
Boy asks his Granny, “Have you seen my pills labelled ‘LSD’?”
Tue 24th (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Sat 15th February 2014)
Windows Frozen
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning, “Windows frozen.”
Mon 23rd (about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Texts From My Dog
My dog sends me texts…
Fri 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 13th April 2012)
Piracy Is Not Theft
Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning.
Fri 13th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Facebook Illusion
Facebook: Providing the illusion you have friends since 2004!
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)
Fingering A Minor
Fingering A Minor for hours on my bed.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)
Redneck Ingenuity
Redneck Ingenuity: Shoes for tyres.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Thinner Than Ever
Thinner than ever.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Banana Carving
Banana Carving.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 12th February 2013)
Giraffe Egg
Giraffe Egg.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)
Milkshake Meets Door
A woman runs into a door carrying two milkshakes.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
How High Are You?
How High Are You? No Officer, it’s “Hi, how are you”.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
But God, She Won’t Even Make Me A Sandwich…
But God, She Won’t Even Make Me a Sandwich…
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Time Breakdown Of Modern Web Design
The breakdown of modern web design.
Wed 11th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)
But These Are For Girls
But these are for girls… Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
Tue 10th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
There Are Two Rules For Success
There are two rules for success: Never reveal everything you know…
Tue 10th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Cooking With Wine
I tried cooking supper with wine tonight. Didn’t go so well. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.
Thu 5th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)
Call Of Duty: Women’s Edition
Call of Duty: Women’s Edition.
Thu 5th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)
The Way Girls Play Computer Games
The way girls play computer games.
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)
The Modern Day Romantic
Goodnight my beautiful girl I’m so lucky to have you in my life. I love you so much <3
Wed 4th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Upgrade Kit For IPhone 4 Owners
Upgrade kit for iPhone 4 owners. Only 99¢.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)
Pass With Care
Pass with care…
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
Something Went Terribly Wrong
Something, somewhere went terribly wrong.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 27 days ago (Sat 24th October 2020)
Do One Brave Thing Today
Do one brave thing today… then run like hell!
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Video Games Ruined My Life
Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Effective Birth Control
The most effective birth control method known to man.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Spring Is Just Around The Corner
Finally… Spring is just around the corner.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Already Exists
skdjaskdhsajdahsdjashds.jpg already exists. Do you want to replace it? You've got to be kidding me.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Facebook Sex
Taking status updates too far.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 11th April 2012)
Children Painting
Two children, half a room and a TV covered in white paint.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
He’s Got Wifi
Three birds sitting on a wire, a fourth sitting in mid air. He's got wifi.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
The Last Known Picture Taken Of Grandpa
A woman inadvertently points a gun towards a man.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
It’s A-me, Mario!
Mario emerging from a drainpipe.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)
Notepad Business Card
A business card styled to look like Windows Notepad.
Tue 3rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
And Then I Said
And Then I Said… The Differences Between Boys & Girls.
Mon 2nd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
I Will Deprive You Of Sex
I will deprive you of sex all night with my crying and then suck on your wife’s tits in the morning.
Sun 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
IKEA Product Recall
IKEA product recall advert on April Fools Day
Sun 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 11th October 2012)
Comments & Other Similar Social Data
Comments, Facebook Open Graph, & Other Similar Social Data.
Sun 1st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 9th April 2020)
Created March 2012
RAC Roadside Assistance Meltdown
You don’t want to be stuck out here.
Sat 31st (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Dog Poo Bin
If your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin.
Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Purina Diet
The Purina Pet Food Diet.
Fri 30th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)
Pages By Date
A list of all the pages, sorted by their last updated or creation dates.
Thu 29th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 11th April 2020)
Seal This Opening
I was told to seal this opening, so here I am.
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Fri 21st December 2012)
Chat Rooms
Chat Rooms – you never really know.
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Windows: File Missing
Windows cannot find the file. Would you like some wine instead?
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Man Flu
The difference between men & women when they are sick.
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Fri 21st August 2015)
A Cop Just Pulled Me Over And Said “Papers”
A cop just pulled me over and said “Papers”… so I said “Scissors, I win” and drove off…
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Meth Lab Dog
Yellow Lab, Black Lab, Chocolate Lab, Meth Lab!
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 11th March 2013)
IDK LY TTYL
IDK LY TTYL: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
“Understanding Women” Now Available In Paperback
The book “Understanding Women” is now available in paperback!
Tue 27th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
The Girls Are Talking About Tampons
The Blonde: It’s invisible sanitary protection, thank heavens…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Please, Dave… Please Don’t Let Me Be Locked Out From You!
Please, Dave… please don’t let me be locked out from you! For complete feminine hygiene rely on Lysol – a concentrated germ-killer!
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Cook – That’s What Wives Are For!
The Chef does everything but cook – that’s what wives are for!
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Sabrina Projects
Sabrina demonstrates the world’s finest projection equipment…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Where She Belongs
Keep her where she belongs…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Men Are Better Than Women!
Indoors, women are useful — even pleasant. On a mountain they are something of a drag. So don’t go hauling them up a cliff…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Va-Rice-Ity: My Man Likes Something Unexpected…
My man likes something unexpected now and then. That’s why I serve him rice.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Cocaine Toothache Drops
Cocaine Toothache Drops: Instantaneous Cure! 15¢.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Dormeyer Crying Wives
Wives: Look this ad over carefully. Circle the items you want for Christmas. Show it to your husband. If he does not go to the store immediately, cry a little…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
How Mother And Baby “Picked Up”
Blatz Beer: How Mother and Baby “Picked Up”.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Television Benefits Your Children
How television benefits your children.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
To Wake Up Gay In The Morning…
To wake up gay in the morning just try this at Bedtime Tonight!
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
The Harder A Wife Works, The Cuter She Looks
So the harder a wife works, the cuter she looks!
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
Isn’t It Time You Gave Yourself A Christmas Gift?
Isn’t it time you gave yourself a Christmas Gift?
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Happier With A Hoover
Christmas morning she’ll be happier with a Hoover.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 27th March 2012)
You’ll Never Be As Happy As This Turtle
You’ll never be as happy as this turtle.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Spider’s Remember
Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed? I remember too.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Blow In Her Face
Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere.
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)
Math Problem
John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now?
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Do You Ever Get So Angry…
Do you ever get so angry… you throw a VCR at a burning bus?
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Drop The Bass
Can’t go fishing, ‘cause I always drop the bass…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Laurel And Hardy
Laurel and Hardy were repairing their roof. All of a sudden, Hardy lost his balance and went tumbling on the ground…
Mon 26th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)
I Wish These Were Brains
Sexist, but contains breasts…
Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 3rd July 2012)
Toilet Paper
A piece of toilet paper saving another piece…
Sat 24th (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)
Alphabet Game
The Alphabet Game is a car game played to amuse travellers on long car rides.
Fri 23rd (about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 23rd March 2012)
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners
Amusing Quotes & One-Liners.
Tue 20th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 21st January 2013)
John’s Weather Forecasting Stone
One of the most reliable ways of forecasting…
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Wireless Networks
Wireless networks could save your life!
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)
Now Airtight
Now airtight… to prevent aging!
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Car Alarms
Car alarms: They piss me off!
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Good Things Are Twice As Good In Cellophane
Good things are twice as good in Cellophane!
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
BSOD: Blue Screen Of Death
The dreaded blue screen of death…
Mon 19th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
I Love My BSOD
Perhaps the only blue screen of death geeks would be happy to see.
Sun 18th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 27th September 2012)
The 10 Commandments
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or parliament…
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
The Australian Constitution: For Iraq
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq…
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Patriotic Retirement Plan
Ms Gillard’s Patriotic Retirement Plan.
Fri 16th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Windows
Windows. Still the most used operating system, and undoubtedly the most abused.
Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Macintosh
Mac Hater…
Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
Pacman Pie Chart
The Pacman pie chart.
Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
Created February 2012
Random Number
A simple function to return a random number.
Mon 13th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago (Mon 13th February 2012)
How To Fix Any Computer
A comprehensive guide to fixing any computer.
Sun 5th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Created January 2012
Toast Toasts Toast?
If guns don’t kill people, people kill people, does that mean…
Tue 24th (about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago (Wed 25th January 2012)
They See Us Rollin’
They See Us Rollin’… We Aren’t…
Sun 22nd (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 22nd January 2012)
Simba & Woodridge
But what about that shadowy place?
Sat 21st (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 10th July 2013)
Escape From The Kitchen
You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn’t you?
Mon 16th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
How Many Alzheimer’s Patients Does It Take?
To get to the other side!
Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
How To Argue With A Woman
A flowchart.
Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 12th January 2012)
Low Battery Warning
Plug in or find another power source. Or panic now!
Thu 12th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Irony: Drawing Trees On Paper
Irony: Drawing trees on paper.
Sat 7th (about 12 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 16 days ago (Mon 5th November 2012)
Created December 2011
Caps Lock
A visual representation of the use of caps lock.
Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)
Died
…from not forwarding that text message to 10 people.
Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)
Horse Whisperer
A very amusing workplace complaint.
Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)
I’m Not Just Another Brick In The Wall
We don’t need no education…
Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)
The Hey Whale
The Hey Whale. It defies description.
Wed 14th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 14th December 2011)
Self Referencing Homework
What has been your greatest accomplishment so far?
Sat 10th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Drafting Guys Over 60
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
Tue 6th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 6th December 2011)
Christmas Lights: Ditto
Ditto to that…
Sun 4th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)
In Capitalist America…
Bank robs you!
Sat 3rd (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 3rd December 2011)
Reese Witherspoon
Reese Withoutherspoon.
Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sat 3rd December 2011)
Yoga Emergency Hotline
Yoga Emergency Hotline, how may I help you?
Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 3rd April 2012)
The Second Amendment: The Right To Bear Arms
The second amendment gives Americans the right to bear arms. I think many have taken this out of context.
Thu 1st (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)
Created November 2011
How To Know When You’ve Met A Democrat
Just in case you have trouble knowing when you’ve met a Democrat…
Wed 30th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
American Measures
American Measures: An Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
Sat 26th (about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
25 Year Old Escort
But Mr. Berlusconi, you said, “Send a 25 years old escort to my villa!”
Wed 9th (about 13 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Moving Illusion
A psychedelic illusion where a brightly coloured non-moving image appears to be pulsating in and out.
Wed 9th (about 13 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Anarchy In The UK
Would you like some tea?
Wed 9th (about 13 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Michael Jackson Is Dead
You Can Come Out Now…
Wed 9th (about 13 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 12 days ago (Wed 9th November 2011)
Dangerous Australia
It’s no wonder we all live here…
Fri 4th (about 13 yrs, 17 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Created October 2011
Awkward Moment
The awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.
Thu 27th (about 13 yrs, 25 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 25 days ago (Thu 27th October 2011)
Baby Instructions
Some useful instructions to keep baby alive and well…
Wed 26th (about 13 yrs, 26 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 25th February 2015)
You Can’t Beat Stupid…
I wish they would invent something to keep the sun out of my eyes…
Tue 25th (about 13 yrs, 27 days ago)
Mystery Books
You have to find them first…
Tue 25th (about 13 yrs, 27 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 3rd March 2013)
Horny Pirate’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?
Tue 25th (about 13 yrs, 27 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 25 days ago (Thu 27th October 2011)
Sideways Car
It’s a little confusing…
Mon 24th (about 13 yrs, 28 days ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 3 mths ago (Sun 26th July 2015)
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake
The 2011 Adelaide Earthquake: We will rebuild.
Thu 20th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 17th October 2012)
The Seal Of Approval
The Seal of Approval…
Wed 19th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 28th March 2012)
What A Cruel Male-dominated Culture
It’s a male dominated culture, no matter how you look at it…
Wed 19th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
When A Woman Says “what?”
When a woman says “what?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Fri 14th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 14th October 2011)
Engineering Flowchart
Nothing duct tape and WD-40 can’t fix…
Thu 13th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Tue 29th November 2011)
He’s Gonna Upgrade Your Tablets…
Moses, meet Steve. He’s gonna upgrade your tablets…
Mon 10th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 6th July 2012)
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 14th February 2014)
I Have An APP For That!
Steve Jobs, 1955 – 2011.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Fri 6th July 2012)
Women: Yes, No, Maybe…
I think I have that women-talk all figured out…
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
I’m Glad You’re Up
I’ve put all of your folded shirts on the floor for you.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Welcome To The USA
The Government where the money’s made up and the debt doesn’t matter.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 22nd March 2012)
Just Being A Cat
Dog attacks person. Put dog to sleep. Cat attacks person. LOL, jus’ bein’ a cat.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Before Tweeting
In case of fire: Exit building before tweeting about it.
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Furniture Training
Furniture training for one of their main purposes in life…
Sat 8th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Carrot Love
When carrots get kinky…
Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 6th October 2011)
Survival Tracking Guide
The Pirate, the Ninja, & the Zombie…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Breakfast Alive
What happens if you wait too long before eating your breakfast?
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Future Man
So you’re saying people will “tweet” what they’re eating for breakfast?
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Seven Ate Nine
Six, Seven, Ate, Nine…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Girlfriends: Harry Potter Versus Twilight
Ginny: When Harry broke up with me for my safety…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Banana Phone
It’s a banana phone…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Popular Sayings #38
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Imaginary Friend
Aww, how cute. He has an imaginary friend!
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Diesel
Hey, wanna know what I put in my car?
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Roses Are #FF0000
Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF.
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Communist Traitor
It looks like you’re a Communist traitor…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Schrödinger’s Cat
Wanted: Dead & Alive…
Wed 5th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Mario: Happy
Quit your day job and do what makes you happy.
Tue 4th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Created September 2011
Misleading The Public
$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public…
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Fridge Magnets
Well, tell me, Randy. Has someone eaten all the refrigerator magnets again?
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Square Bike
Surprisingly good riding down stairs… not so good on the flat.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 30th September 2011)
Dog Queue
Sometimes, even dogs have to queue…
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
The Bank Account Gas Ratio
The depressing ratio between your bank account, and your gas tank.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 30th September 2011)
Pop Out Of Bed
If people were meant to pop out of bed we’d all sleep in toasters.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Nothing To Do
In case of nothing to do, break glass and then sweep up broken glass.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Wed 21st March 2012)
Husband Glasses
I’m returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 5th October 2011)
Phone Tails
That’s right dear, our ancestors had tails.
Fri 30th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 30th September 2011)
The Bat Cave
The location of our Bat Cave is meant to be secret, so stop checking in!
Thu 29th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Wed 18th July 2012)
Hello Kitty
It’s sickeningly cute. Perhaps literally if its expression is anything to go by…
Thu 29th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine…
Thu 29th (about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 23rd April 2012)
University Website
Things on the front page of a university website.
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Procrastination
Have a little look at the Internet…
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Tue 3rd July 2012)
Update Available
An update is available for your computer…
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)
Seven Sharks
If you own 7 cats then people will think you’re crazy…
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Handegg
Football versus Handegg: It’s not football…
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 6 days ago (Wed 14th November 2012)
Your There
They’re they are.
Wed 21st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 9 mths ago (Tue 31st January 2012)
90’s Gamer
Everytime I hear people complain about online gaming, I wish they could experience my pain of online gaming in the 90’s…
Tue 20th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Reality
Worst game ever.
Tue 20th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Fri 14th October 2011)
Firefox Has Encountered…
…an unexpected problem with Windows.
Tue 20th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 1st October 2015)
XBOX Girlfriend
A real girlfriend does not complain when her boyfriend is on his xbox…
Tue 20th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
The Matrix
What is The Matrix?
Sun 18th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)
Star Wars
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Sun 18th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 5 mths ago (Tue 17th June 2014)
Customer Retention
Free Phone Telstra Style.
Thu 15th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Disclaimer, Copyright & Contact Information
Feel free to send me anything you think might amuse me.
Thu 15th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Facebook Farm
A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm…
Thu 1st (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Created August 2011
The Best Photo Caption
A western woman in Africa—presumably a tourist—squats to go to the toilet in the bush, pants down, toilet paper in hand, her backpack in the grass nearby; unaware a lion is sneaking up behind her. Captioned “if she hasn’t… she will soon”.
Sat 27th (about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 18th September 2012)
Superman’s Social Network Nightmare
Superman’s Social Network Nightmare.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)
Charlie Sheen For Halloween
No, you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
No Signal
The “Vodafone Effect”.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Play Outside
It’s a beautiful day. I really want you to go outside and play.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Bravery
…in the face of spiders.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Mon 26th March 2012)
Are Those Yours?
…they’re turning out so big and cute!
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)
I Love The Smell Of Pixel In The Morning
I Love the Smell of Pixel in the Morning…
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
She Might Scratch The Paint
I know what you’re thinking… she might scratch the paint.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 20 days ago (Wed 31st October 2012)
Ex Wife
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my ex-wife…
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
All Images
All Images
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 day ago (Tue 20th November 2012)
Penguin Falls
Penguin falling on ice.
Mon 22nd (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 4 mths ago (Mon 25th June 2012)
Confused Carpentry
A Carpenter’s Nightmare.
Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
How The Internet Started: A History Lesson
How the Internet Started: A History Lesson.
Sun 21st (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 26th September 2012)
Sentence Structure: Why Sentence Structure Is Important
Sentence Structure: Why sentence structure is important.
Thu 18th (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Sorry: A Bus Accident
Sorry: A Bus Accident
Thu 18th (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
How People In Science See Each Other
How People in Science See Each Other.
Wed 17th (about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Created January 2011
Aboriginal Spongebob Spotted In Cairns
Aboriginal Spongebob spotted in Cairns.
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
General Hierarchical Management Structure
I’ve never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Statistics That Matter: The Pie Chart
A new take on the traditional pie… chart.
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Alzheimer’s
“I may have alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have alzheimer’s”
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Wireless Technology
“It is a bit freaky with this wireless technology”
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Times Have Changed
An image from an operating manual for the SAGE air defense system
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Let’s Go For A Drink…
Goldstar Beer Ads: What goes through the mind of men and women when they’re asked to go for a drink…
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
The Perfect Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password…
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Speed Camera Hack
Car with SQL injection taped to the front.
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 14th January 2013)
Calm Living
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Sun 9th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
The Evolution Of Man And Woman
The Evolution of Man & Woman…
Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Tue 10th April 2012)
How To Change Your Oil
How to Change your Oil: A guide for men & women…
Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 6 mths ago (Mon 27th April 2020)
Kiwi Pig Sheep
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia…
Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 3rd October 2011)
Legoland Will Never Be The Same...
Legoland will never be the same…
Thu 6th (about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Created January 2007
Guts Or Balls?
We’ve all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
Tue 16th (about 17 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created August 2006
Never Argue With A Woman
Never Argue with a Woman…
Sat 19th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
A True Australian Ghost Story
This story happened a short while ago near Brisbane, and even though it sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock… it’s (supposedly) true.
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 10 yrs, 9 mths ago (Fri 7th February 2014)
Blonde Geometry
Attached is problem 3 on a geometry examination…
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Out Of Breath
Dispatcher: Emergency Services, how may I help you?
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Aboriginal Jobs
At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke…
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
McDonald’s Reaches Africa
McDonald’s reaches Africa.
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Aboriginal Eggs
Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Hume Highway on a motorbike…
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
The Atheist & The Bear
The Atheist and the Religious Bear
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
“Hi Honey. This Is Daddy. Is Mummy Near The Phone?”
Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Short Story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible.…
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Punctuation Is Powerful.
Punctuation is powerful.
Tue 15th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Boss’s Quandary
The Boss’s Quandary…
Fri 11th (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Men Are Happier
Men are Happier: What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Tue 1st (about 18 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created June 2006
Got To Love Drunk People
>A man, and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…
Wed 14th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Child Beating
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama…
Wed 14th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
An Aussie Taxidermist In New Zealand…
An Aussie Taxidermist in New Zealand…
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
An Angry Child
If she doesn’t put me down in about two seconds, I will be forced to use my fist!
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)
Water Enhanced Breasts
Water Enhanced Breasts…
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)
A Mosquito With A Helmet
Mosquitos flying towards a car.
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)
Why Parents Drink
Why parents drink.
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Mad Magazine’s Boy Grows Up
The boy from Mad Magazine morphing into George Bush.
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Pregnancy & Women: Questions
Pregnancy & Women: Frequently Asked Questions
Sat 10th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Trapped Miners
The first photo of the trapped miners…
Thu 8th (about 18 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created April 2006
Telstra Customer Service
An insight into the Telstra Customer Service Experience.
Sun 9th (about 18 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Psychiatric Answering Machine
A Psychiatric Office Answering Machine.
Sun 9th (about 18 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created March 2006
The Angry/Calm Illusion
The Angry/Calm Illusion.
Thu 30th (about 18 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Hinton’s “Lilac Chaser”
The Dotty Illusion…
Tue 14th (about 18 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Wed 28th March 2012)
A Woman’s Wish
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods…
Mon 6th (about 18 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created February 2006
Damn Women Drivers
This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 110…
Mon 20th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 26th September 2012)
Sweet Justice
Workcover versus the police…
Sat 18th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Sun 4th December 2011)
Hearing Aids
Hearing aids…
Sat 18th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Australia And Mateship
Mateship amongst Men & Women: The differences…
Sat 18th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Hebrew Cave Paintings
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols…
Thu 16th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Cats And Dogs
As seen in a dog’s diary…
Wed 15th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Buttons
Lots of buttons…
Sun 12th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Free Puppy
Free puppy…
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Horror Of Blimps
Some blimps are better off dead…
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 15th September 2011)
Holiday House
The Holiday House
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
How To Please Your IT Department
How to please your IT department.
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Keep Off The Grass
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes, entered…
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Beer Troubleshooting Chart
Beer Troubleshooting Chart.
Sat 11th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 26th September 2012)
Winter Classes For Men
Winter Classes for Men at the Learning Centre for Adults
Sun 5th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Corporate Lessons
Corporate lessons.
Thu 2nd (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago (Thu 18th August 2011)
Created January 2006
Bacon Tree
Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food…
Sun 29th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
The Poodle And The Leopard
Experience trumps youth.
Sun 29th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Hypnotist
It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill…
Sun 29th (about 18 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year
Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year.
Thu 19th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Letter To America
Letter to America
Thu 19th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Message From Your IT Deptartment
Message from your IT Deptartment…
Thu 19th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Boob Staring
Shirt: Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes.
Sun 15th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 7th January 2011)
Barbecue Etiquette
Aussie Barbecue Season.
Sun 15th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Twelve Or Thirteen?
Wait until the group changes position. Is it twelve or thirteen?
Wed 4th (about 18 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created December 2005
Bribing Santa
Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Thu 15th (about 18 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Bird Flu
I’m not worried about this bird flu…
Sun 11th (about 18 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created November 2005
Cockroach Cancer
Please, don’t throw your cigarette butts on the floor…
Sat 12th (about 19 yrs, 9 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created October 2005
Batman Downsized
Batman forced to downsize with increase in petrol prices…
Sun 30th (about 19 yrs, 22 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
A Love Story With A Happy Ending
Once upon a time, a bloke asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
Thu 27th (about 19 yrs, 25 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Ten Things Men Know About Women
Ten things men know about women…
Thu 27th (about 19 yrs, 25 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Fri 7th January 2011)
Created September 2005
Hidden Giraffe
If you stare at this picture long enough you should be able to see a giraffe…
Sat 24th (about 19 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 14 days ago (Wed 7th November 2012)
Created August 2005
Hard To Pay Fine
Touching wires causes instant death…
Wed 10th (about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
New Seatbelt Design: 45% Less Car Accidents!
A man driving a car while a woman sits beside him, with her seatbelt across her mouth, preventing her from commenting.
Wed 10th (about 19 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
Created July 2005
Fingers Move
I think you’re spending too much time on the computer. Your fingers move when you talk…
Fri 22nd (about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Ferrari Sack Pit Crew
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday…
Wed 6th (about 19 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Created May 2005
Save Paper
Save paper…
Fri 27th (about 19 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Positive For Coke
You’re fired Jack, the lab results just came back and you tested positive for Coke.
Fri 27th (about 19 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Vegetative State
Vegetative State.
Thu 19th (about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Lesson Of The Day
You should never do anything wrong, it will catch up with you…
Tue 17th (about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Aussie Men
Aussie men… struggling with the booze…
Tue 17th (about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created April 2005
Helpful Hints
Helpful Hints
Thu 28th (about 19 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Iron Man Competition
Ironman Competition - the way it should be…
Wed 13th (about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created March 2005
Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Bunnies: My butt hurts! What?
Mon 28th (about 19 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 5th April 2012)
Why Men Die Before Women
Why men die before women.
Thu 10th (about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)
Dangers Of Masturbation
The Dangers of Masturbation.
Mon 7th (about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created February 2005
Notice
Notice is hereby given…
Mon 28th (about 19 yrs, 8 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created January 2005
An Irish Daughter Had Not Been To Her Parent's House For Over Five Years...
An Irish daughter had not been to her parent’s house for over five years…
Sun 2nd (about 19 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created December 2004
Scientific Breakthrough – Governmentium
A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium.
Thu 16th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Police Station Toilet Stolen
Police Station Toilet Stolen… Cops have nothing to go on.
Thu 16th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Kiwi Air Disaster
New Zealand’s worst air disaster occurred earlier today…
Thu 16th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tue 14th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Politically Correct Primer
A politically correct primer.
Wed 8th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Blonde Betting
A very attractive blonde woman arrived at a Vegas casino…
Mon 6th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created November 2004
Q209354 - HOWTO
How to RTFM…
Mon 29th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 28th September 2011)
Seek And Find You…
I shall seek and find you…
Mon 29th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Monica
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store…
Sun 28th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Cannot Find The Damn File
Cannot find the damn file…
Thu 25th (about 19 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Thu 15th March 2012)
Adult Dog Store
A dog carries an inflatable leg from an Adult Dog Store.
Mon 15th (about 20 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Text Of A Letter From A Kid From Eromanga To Mum And Dad.
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad.
Mon 15th (about 20 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Michael Jackson's Dog
A rather mean impression of what Michael Jackson’s dog might look like, if it had similar surgery.
Mon 15th (about 20 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Falling Cows
A roadsign showing a cow falling off a cliff and onto a car.
Mon 15th (about 20 yrs, 6 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 12th March 2012)
Label Instructions
French Label Instructions
Sun 14th (about 20 yrs, 7 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Ant And The Grasshopper
The Original Story of the Ant and the Grasshopper.
Tue 9th (about 20 yrs, 12 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Secrets To A Happy Marriage
Secrets to a Happy Marriage…
Sun 7th (about 20 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
A Young Brunette Goes To The Doctor...
A young brunette goes to the doctor…
Sun 7th (about 20 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Talking Clock
Why, that’s my Talking Clock…
Sun 7th (about 20 yrs, 14 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer
If Dr Seuss Was A Technical Writer.
Wed 3rd (about 20 yrs, 18 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Will Be President For Food
Boy sitting next to sign “No Campaigning beyond This Point” holding sign “Will Be President for Food”.
Wed 3rd (about 20 yrs, 18 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created October 2004
Steady Hand – A Game Of Skill
A game of skill, requiring a steady hand and keen eye – make sure you play at least the first two levels…
Sun 31st (about 20 yrs, 21 days ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
What If The Beatles Had Been Computer Freaks?
What if the Beatles had been computer freaks?
Sat 30th (about 20 yrs, 21 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Test Your Subconscious
This revolutionary test will expose the secret desires from your subconscious…
Wed 27th (about 20 yrs, 24 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Evening Classes For Men
Instructive evening classes for men…
Sun 24th (about 20 yrs, 28 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Genetics - Why women live longer than men.
Sun 24th (about 20 yrs, 28 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created September 2004
What’s The Main Reason For Motorbike Accidents In Jamaica?
What’s the main reason for motorbike accidents in Jamaica?
Tue 28th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 9 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 26th September 2015)
A Beer Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”…
Sun 26th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 15th September 2011)
Before And After...
Before and after marriage…
Sun 26th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
BlondeStar
What to do when you’re locked inside your car, and the keys are outside…
Sat 25th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
Amazing Hidden Images
Amazing Hidden Images!
Sat 25th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)
A Middle-aged Woman Decides To Have A Facelift…
A middle-aged woman decides to have a facelift…
Sat 25th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Rejection Response
The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer or publisher, just send them the following…
Fri 24th (about 20 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
An Ontarian Wanted To Become A Newfie…
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie…
Sat 18th (about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Six Die In Horror Smash
Six Die in Horror Smash.
Mon 13th (about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Simple Eye Examination Test
A simple eye examination chart.
Wed 8th (about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Ordering Pizza In The Year 2025
Ordering pizza in the year 2025…
Sun 5th (about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created August 2004
100 Guidelines On Becoming An Evil Villain
World domination is everyone’s dream. It’s not a bad job really…
Sat 28th (about 20 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Costello’s Reward For Being Loyal
Costello’s reward for being loyal…
Fri 13th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter
The Pygmy Dinosaur Hunter…
Tue 10th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created July 2004
101 Things You Do Not Want...
101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator to say.
Sat 31st (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Perfect Riddle
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met…
Fri 30th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Words Women Use
Words women use, and what they really mean.
Fri 30th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft
Star Trek TNG Meets Microsoft…
Wed 28th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)
Cybersex How-Not-To
Cybersex how it should not be…
Tue 27th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Wed 30th November 2011)
A Teaser
You must stare very closely at the door in this image for around 30 seconds…
Tue 27th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Three Little Piggies
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night…
Tue 27th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Tue 25th September 2012)
Doctor Bob Had Sex With One Of His Patients…
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long…
Mon 26th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mac Weed
A take-off of the Apple Macintosh switch ads.
Sun 25th (about 20 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Using AOL? Mind If We LOL?
Using AOL? Mind if we LOL?
Thu 22nd (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Just Checking
“Just doing a spot-check to see what you’re doing… Yup, sitting at your computer again!” The expression on this ostrich’s face is excellent.
Tue 20th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Happy Pussy
A collection of amusing cat pictures.
Tue 20th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Martha Stewart’s New Digs
Mon 19th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Redheads
How do you get a redhead…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 5 mths ago (Fri 7th June 2013)
Cars And Computers
General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers, but imagine if they did…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mickey Mouse
One day, Mickey Mouse decided that he wanted a divorce…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Only In America...
Only in America…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Blind Pilots
You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re going to scream too late, and we’re all gonna die…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
An Australian Chilli Tester In Texas…
An Australian chilli tester in Texas…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Amusing Chat
Humour from the world of Internet Chat
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Proof That Not Knowing Everything Is The Best Way To Go
Proof that not knowing everything is the best way to go.
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Problem Solving Flowchart
A simple, and humorous, flowchart that successfully troubleshoots almost any problem you can think of.
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Wait!
Wait…
Thu 15th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Network Truths
The Twelve Networking Truths.
Wed 14th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
All Your Base...
All your base are belong to us.
Tue 13th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Emoticons
Lots of emoticons…
Tue 13th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 21 days ago (Mon 31st October 2011)
Diary Of An AOL Luser
Diary of an AOL Luser.
Tue 13th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Kermit Sees The Doctor
Have a seat Kermit. What I’m about to tell you might come as a big shock…
Tue 13th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
L33t H4x0r R0m30 4nd Jul13t
Tales for the L33T - ROMEO+JULIET
Sat 10th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
L33t H4x0r H4ml37
Tales for the L33T PATR TOO - HAMLET
Sat 10th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
Spiderman
If Spiderman was a gay night-clubber…
Sat 10th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Voice
Scrooge and Donald on IRC.
Fri 9th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Slashdot For Dummies
Slashdot for Dummies – A Reference for the Rest of Us!
Tue 6th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Alcohol Research
Bum holding sign “Need Cash for Alcohol Research”.
Tue 6th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Panties
Policewoman: Anything you say will be taken down!
Tue 6th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Mon 19th March 2012)
Technology For Country Folk
Technology for Country Folk.
Tue 6th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Sun 9th January 2011)
What Is A Sonofabitch?
What is a sonofab*tch, exactly?
Tue 6th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sun 1st April 2012)
A Case In Communism: The Super Mario Story
A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
Fri 2nd (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 11 mths ago (Mon 26th November 2012)
Your Computer Is Broadcasting Your IP...
Your computer is broadcasting your IP over the Internet…
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Illusions
Warning: May induce epilepsy or cardiac arrest…
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
Blackboard
School kid writing Code on blackboard as punishment.
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Keyboards
Amusing Keyboards
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Wed 28th September 2011)
Ancient Japanese Proverb
Ancient Japanese Proverb. If you cannot understand Japanese, tilt your head to the right…
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Difference Between Men And Women
The difference between men and women…
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Missed You...
Image of a soldier pointing a gun towards the camera with caption “When you first left, I missed you badly… I WONT THIS TIME”
Thu 1st (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created June 2004
Job Application
Sexist job application.
Mon 28th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 24th March 2012)
Interesting ATM
Man using a sexually provocative ATM.
Mon 28th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Premature Ejaculators Anonymous
Man stating he ‘came too soon’ in front of sign stating ‘premature ejaculators anonymous’.
Mon 28th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Sisters Of St Francis
Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution…
Mon 28th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Dream Girl
Girl on beach with six breasts.
Mon 28th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sat 17th March 2012)
Irresistible To Women
Make me irresistible to women
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
How Dishwashers Really Work
How dishwashers really work…
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Afterburn - Whom Do You See?
Relax and concentrate on the four small dots in the middle of the picture…
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Irish Car
An advertisement in an Irish Newspaper…
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Vision Test
Vision Test.
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman
Hazardous Materials Data Sheet – Woman.
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 2 mths ago (Thu 20th September 2012)
Athens Olympic Soccer Stadium
The Athens Olympic Stadium…
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Unprepared For An Exam
Ever gone into an exam having not studied at all?
Sat 26th (about 20 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The History Of The World
The History of the World, as written by the next generation…
Sun 6th (about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Dead Rabbit
The Dead Rabbit, aka The Worst Joke Ever…
Sat 5th (about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Perfect Existence
Perfect Existence: The Proof
Fri 4th (about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Declaration Of A Software Professional
Declaration of a Software Professional.
Fri 4th (about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created May 2004
Celibacy
Many aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling…
Sun 30th (about 20 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mars Vs. Venus
Mars versus Venus…
Sun 23rd (about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
The Pope Is Busted
After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo…
Wed 19th (about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 2 yrs, 2 mths ago (Mon 19th September 2022)
Letter To A Mother / School Report
It is with great happiness that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend…
Sun 9th (about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Created April 2004
Girl’s And Boy’s Diaries
A girl and a boy and their diaries…
Wed 28th (about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Road Rage
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn’t notice it…
Sun 25th (about 20 yrs, 6 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Men Are Like...
Men are like…
Mon 19th (about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Executive Test
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a “professional”…
Mon 5th (about 20 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created February 2004
The Lift
A man and woman meet outside an elevator door…
Fri 20th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 11 mths ago (Thu 1st December 2011)
Realistic Remotes
Some more useful remote controls we would like to see.
Wed 18th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)
Operating System Airlines
Operating System Airlines.
Wed 11th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mating Bulls
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls…
Mon 9th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Moronic Email Scam
Nigerian spam…
Sun 8th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington
Abbott And Costello Go To Washington.
Sat 7th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mergers
Amusing mergers.
Sat 7th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The World’s Shortest Books
The World’s Shortest Books
Sat 7th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Men Vs. Women
Men versus women…
Sat 7th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created January 2004
Hillary Clinton Goes To Her Doctor For A Physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Wed 28th (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Dear Tech Support
Girlfriend technical support…
Fri 23rd (about 20 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Speed Camera
Speed camera revenge…
Wed 21st (about 20 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Exercise - Some Facts
Exercise… some facts.
Fri 2nd (about 20 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created December 2003
What Animals Dream...
What animals dream.
Thu 25th (about 20 yrs, 10 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Temptation
Temptation, by a soon to be married man.
Mon 22nd (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 3 mths ago (Mon 22nd August 2011)
Irish Pets
Two Irish men walk into a pet shop…
Sun 21st (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Bush And The Queen
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen…
Sun 21st (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
American Nun
A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs…
Sun 21st (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Fellowship of the Ring.
Sun 21st (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
An IT Student Is Walking Along With His Bike…
An IT student is walking along with his bike…
Thu 11th (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 13th September 2011)
How To Get A Day Off Work
How to get time off in the public service…
Wed 10th (about 20 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created November 2003
Stress Management
A stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
Fri 14th (about 21 yrs, 8 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 20th April 2012)
Men’s Rules
We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side…
Thu 13th (about 21 yrs, 9 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Woof
How do you get a cat to bark like a dog?
Sat 1st (about 21 yrs, 21 days ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Fri 30th March 2012)
Created October 2003
U.S. Ship Versus Canadian
U.S. Ship versus Canadian.
Wed 29th (about 21 yrs, 23 days ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
Fifteen Things To Do At The Supermarket…
Fifteen things to do at the supermarket while your spouse is taking their sweet time…
Wed 22nd (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Mini Cooper
A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce…
Fri 17th (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Jelly Orgy
A jelly orgy.
Sat 11th (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
CIA Assassin
The CIA had an opening for an assassin…
Sat 11th (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Round Illusion
Unusual round illusion.
Tue 7th (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party…
Fri 3rd (about 21 yrs, 1 mth ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created September 2003
Back-Up
Image of man backing-up with computer.
Fri 19th (about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 8 mths ago (Sun 18th March 2012)
Spellcheck Not Needed
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy…
Thu 18th (about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Eminem Drug Bust
Eminem Drug Bust.
Sat 13th (about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 2 mths ago (Tue 6th September 2011)
News Headlines
Amusing news headlines
Sat 13th (about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created August 2003
Dear Dog
Dear Dog… a letter from the cat.
Tue 26th (about 21 yrs, 2 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 1 mth ago (Mon 3rd October 2011)
Morning Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning…
Sat 23rd (about 21 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 10 mths ago (Tue 8th January 2013)
The World’s Funniest Joke
The World’s Funniest Joke…
Fri 22nd (about 21 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 4 yrs, 7 mths ago (Thu 9th April 2020)
How Many Does It Take...
How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?
Thu 7th (about 21 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created July 2003
Jam And Butter The Muddy Plasters, The Dirty Bucket Of Pitch!
Jam and butter the muddy plasters, the dirty bucket of pitch!
Tue 29th (about 21 yrs, 3 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Santa’s Stressful Christmas
Wed 16th (about 21 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Root Canal
Amusing animated image of root canal treatment
Thu 10th (about 21 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created June 2003
American State Mottos
American State Mottos…
Thu 26th (about 21 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
American History 101
American History 101
Wed 25th (about 21 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Tarzan Sex
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex…
Wed 25th (about 21 yrs, 4 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Cute Party Trick
Man with finger up nose and out of eye.
Tue 17th (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Microsoft Car
Microsoft and General Motors on the Automobile.
Sun 15th (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
You Have Two Cows
The eponymous cows is used to demonstrate the advantages and flaws of certain economic systems.
Sun 15th (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 11 yrs, 1 mth ago (Sat 5th October 2013)
How To Eat Pussy…
How to eat pussy…
Fri 13th (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Idiots
Idiots everywhere…
Thu 5th (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 1 mth ago (Thu 11th October 2012)
Physical Fitness
This department requires no physical fitness program.
Mon 2nd (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created May 2003
Math Instruction
At Heathrow Airport today…
Sat 31st (about 21 yrs, 5 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created March 2003
Australian Condoms
New Zealand runs out of condoms…
Thu 27th (about 21 yrs, 7 mths ago)
Updated about 12 yrs, 7 mths ago (Sat 31st March 2012)
Created January 2003
Unix Commands
Amusing UNIX commands.
Fri 24th (about 21 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Computer Quotes
Computer quotes.
Fri 24th (about 21 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Mon 10th January 2011)
EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
The EUNUCH Programmer's Manual - CONDOM(1)
Fri 24th (about 21 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
If Beer Was Like Operating Systems...
If Beer was like Operating Systems…
Fri 24th (about 21 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes
Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes.
Fri 24th (about 21 yrs, 9 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)
Created December 2002
Try Google. Available in six of the world’s most common languages…
Wed 11th (about 21 yrs, 11 mths ago)
Updated about 13 yrs, 10 mths ago (Thu 6th January 2011)